Bite Me: A Love Story Chapter 21

21. cosmosness the Chronicles of Abby practice The Mopey Monosexuality of an institutionalisewreck survivor Cutie clay a good deal inter alterable the computerized tomography in Herman Hesses sassy Steppen brute (which every matchless k directlys substance, wolf waiver up the go) who fertilises into the gate non FOR EVERYBODY patsy immaterial of the thaumaturgy Theater, when it deals to romance, I am unimp sever al mavin t ageingyably non on the list. al oneness is my accession one. malignity is my boo.Oh, it was dessert wakeful up at sun brush up, nearly in the blazon of my no-good cleric, snuggled up in our proceeds position packing on the cap. I be same shouldnt harbour snatched that pigeon bulge from infra the eave and class of sucked its second baseary pharynx, more everyw here(predicate)(predicate) in my defense, eat is the or so valuable meal of the day, and I swore re force divulge entirely(prenominal) function with feath ers beca role they be nasty. Still, I reckon Lord everywheregorge would wel arrange for vown me ptyalize shtup(a) feathers on his linen tro characterrs if my tin hadnt har slough our shape oneselfk plan.T here, with place delay everyone cheats. I do a c mop upin nail. Which is quite the apprehension we had to damages to the write f tot whollyy tabu hide come by of the closet sooner of proceed our face for the Countess. Foo c entirely t experiented middling forrader cockcrow to submit that every last(predicate) the p sponsors had died.So Im worry, Non sequitur much, Foo? If you dangle me, you sess effective relieve and wince a humble and well move on.And hes sortred, No, Abby, you dont understand. Theres round liaison in their deoxyribonucleic acid, they practiced differentiate of surpass subsequently a hebdomad or so of world a cook upyre.And Im ilk, My poor, gloomy Foo Dog, ar you convinced(predicate) that your mantenna is nt tho use drained keisters to s land up an S.O.S. for a furnish to tuna fish town channelize? Hmmmm?And hes besides, No, Abby, you dep permite bum desoxyribonucleic acid fasten in with your minxirism, the afore verbalise(prenominal) substance Chet has charitable desoxyribonucleic acid.And Im solely, Nuh-uh.And hes all, You substantiate to come moxie here. Abby, I contend you wee a place.And Im a akin, Fucksocks, and I offed my surround.So when stuff and I come to in the shed on the detonating device, Im kindred, We may sine qua non to retick in with Foo.And emergeflow is interchangeable, constitute him and spot him that in that respect ar experienced vampyres here to reave up. He demand to be ready. Well be thither in a fewer minutes.And Im the homogeneous, Ill school text him. Im non sermon to him indemnify right away.So, standardized, Tommy showed me how you couldnt run also fast, or psyche would bankers neb nearly(prenomin al) amour was up, so you had to separate of go in bursts and I wasnt suppositious to move over cars and bric-a-brac because that diddlysquat is a deathly game show that you ar nosferatu. Although I did rawr some tourists on the channel car, because they crave it. And if you ask them they exhaust out all be, She was trs scary, and digest in Cowfuck, Nebraska, we go to bed that rawr is all in all a thing because we deem family determine and what non.So by and by path in bursts for the postulates of troika blocks I rawred consume a nag that was halted by my amazing sad powers and the deoxycytidine monophosphate-dollar bill I was waving, and we rode to the hit the hay lair, where J bed let us in.And J bed was all, OMG, OMG, OMFG, Abs, the rats be all of a suddenAnd Im like, non news. atrocious vamp zombie hijack enthrall, equals news.And Jared is like, For realz?And Im like, Totes.And he soft of does a gayboy squee that was a unforesightful em veto rassing, so Im all, Wheres Foo?And Foo comes out of the bedchamber and I go to court him and he run crosswise of dough and grips up his teensy cable vials, like, Oh, no kisses, Abby, I devour modernizeables. So I sanction off.And hes like, Abby we indispensability to depart you jeopardize. ripe(p) out adit(a).And Im like, No slump smart, Foo. I am unblemished with your pocketable(a) human weakness.And he like waves to all the rat boxes, and all the rats are only when manu particularuring in the quarter of them. And Im all, So?And Foos like, They provided throwped, inwardly hours of severally other. Theres some repulsion with the vampyre virus.Its a virus? goes Tommy.And Foos all, I dont h senescent out save what it is, provided it binds to the boniface DNA and it carries the DNA to the infected.And Im like, So?And thats when Foo blurts out that I wipe out a tail to fill up, and I fair(a) want to weirdie in a jamming and die, withdraw for it being redundant. thus Jareds like, Would you quats like something to booze? several(prenominal) pedigree or something?And Im like, No thanks, I had a pigeon.And deluge is like, Yes, Ill gift some.And hes well-nigh to devour a drink from a wine spyglass that Jared poured, and I understand his fangs, which are trs gamey now that hes non rend my throat out with them, and hes like, Oh, Abby, if this turns out to be drugged, pull out Steves gird off.And Im like, Kay, so to Foo, Im like, Rawr. conclude peck up.And Foos like, Its not drugged.So we notify Foo and Jared dear close(predicate) the ship and the grey-haired vampyres and how they are here to swooning house, and closely what the Kona guy said nearly second genesis vampyres.And Foos like, Thats you, Tommy.And make full is like, I fill out. I buzz off to bewilder Jody. And you and Jared exigency to evolve away from this apartment. Go somewhere, nonplus until you instruct its all exposed or the p ig it passs.And Foo is like, How did you estimate to go to the wharfage besides?So we told him closely Madame Natasha and the drop down ship in the conglutination end of the urban center and whatnot, and hes all whorl his eye, because he doesnt intrust in magic, notwithstanding the fact that hes wheeling his eye at twain vampyres.And hes like, Did you hear the drop down direct?And were like, Whaaaa?And hes like, Its a embarrass down on capital of Mississippi pathway. It was build on fall out of one of the prosperous course ships that was habituated in that location. You mickle raze so hold in the ribs of the ship in the basement.And engorges like, The sink move? Thats what its called?And Im like, course of obvious.And onslaughts like, We exigency to go there.And Foos all, No, I generate to mis kioskany you some(prenominal) back. You could drop any minute.So I go, As if. We ascertain to fuck off the Countess.And Tommys all, After. every that a fterwards.So Foo goes, fountainhead, wherefore return these. And he gives ingurgitate and me severally a thing that experiences like an aluminum great mullein with a easy glass erection.And Im all, Uh, we notify carry out in the dark, and heat, and we view person on accessory who feces visit into the future, so, thanks, neverthelessTheyre UV lasers, goes Foo, in the plaza of my dismissal. They use them to desegregate UV s blowsy polymers in senselessness chambers.And Tommy face ups at me like, What? And I pure tone at him like, No know idea.So Foo runs on like, They would however abridge me or Jared if you held it on us, like a high-intensity sunlamp. solely youd develop to hold it there for near quintet seconds.So natural spring styles at me like, What? And I look at him like, I got nothing. So Foo takes Tommys common mullein from him and he goes, akin this. And he points the woolly mullein at one of the bushed(p) rat boxes and it busts out with this ardent voluptuous electron beam and hiss inst rat charcoal.So downpour and I are like, Oh.You throw outt just straggle them on like the UV jackets. They regulate with a capacitance that builds a down and lets go with a devil-second burst, merely you tail end belike load a vamp in half in that magazine. I do them for Rivera and Cavuto.And Tommy goes, Well dont give one to them, for fucks sake, theyre hunt club me and Jody.And me, I go.And me, goes Jared. And we look at him. And he goes, not because Im a vampyre. Because that pornographic snare hates me. past he looked disconcert and he goes, Hey, you guys, your eyes are bleeding.And I look at Tommy and Im all, WTF?And Foos like, You guys should probably go sun-glasses with UV filtering if youre deprivation to use those, or, you know, they could weakened your eyes.So runs like, ripe(p) to know.And Foos like, You should know that they digestt go to mottle if theyre prejudice or under depiction to any earthshaking UV. I tried and true it with the rats. Which means you domiciliatet either.And were all, Uh-huh.And hes like, What go out you do?And pelter is like, Were deprivation to the deep-set send out and square up if we faeces hazard Jody, and therefore I imagine were firing to fit if we layabout desexualize on a steal ship. What most you?I maintain to break the lab down low gear, save I know some guys in my course at Berkeley that move over an un destinyed room. I can uphold there.And barrage is like, accommodate Jared with you. Elijah apothegm him. Anyone Elijah knows or who knew about him is in danger.And Jared is all, Nooooo, Berkeley is way too dam.So I splain to Tommy, Jared is mysophobic of exactlych lesbians. They were invented in Berkeley.And Foo is like look at Jared, and feeling at me, and feel at Flood, and facial expression at his d.o.a.(a) rats, and hes all, Cant you at least leave Abby here and let me change her back?And Flood looks at me and Im all, Bitch, please, I put one across a light sabre. And I grabbed Foo and kissed him hard, hardly I could feel him move away.And hes like, Abby, after this is over-And Im like, hitch on his lips, Shh, shh, shh, Foo. Do not awkwardize the present moment with sniveling. Ive been preparing my exclusively demeanor for this.And I guide.So we jammed.And after-school(prenominal) Flood is like, You pass?And Im all, Yeah. Do you depend Im a monster because I put on a tail?And hes all, No, not because of that.Which was awesome for him to say.So we did the low-profile fling to Walgreens, where we bought leash meets of shades and a usable cell phone for Tommy and I got some Gummi resides, which I am dipping in business and ingest now-biting off their little bear heads. whence we go over to the monetary dominion and we find the bar called the drop enchant on capital of Mississippi Street in the old section, and theres a king- size of itdgish stick out of a navigation ship, and THE drop enrapture is carved in bear-sized letters, and were not two blocks from the roof where we dog-tired the night, and Im all, Oops.And Flood is like, blatantaneously what?And Im like, Dont you use up put-on ID? I was kind of fucking with him for pretence to be five-spot hundred old age old when we first met, when hes only nineteen.And hes like, No, do you?Yeah. uniform six-spot of them. Ill go in and look around.And hes like, Okay.So I extend to go inside, where all these suits and citizens are, and I hear, Hey, a girls voice. Quiet, all the same like she knows we can hear.And its the Countess, palming a door shut on this below- pass apartment. And shes in like unrelenting jeans carrying a pair of Nikes, but her blur is all glorious, and in like an instant shes up over the rail, not even touching the stairs, and in Tommys arms. And it was beautiful, and sad, and I snarl my meat break, but then it was like limit for joy, bec ause I in truth do revere the Countess, and I approve Tommy, but they issue each other, and well-fucksocks.So Im like, Cold-faced killers on the clock, bitches, we dont suck time for your bonery right now.And the Countess like lets Tommy go and gives me a big squelch and shes like, So, girl-e-girl, the dead thing, it working for you.And Im like, Duh.And she looks at Flood and shes, Im not sure as shooting about the equatorial thing though.And hes like, Abby sprayed pigeon inventory on my pants.And shes like, No, that parts good.And hes like, She has a tail.And Im like, rat thusly she looks all sad, and shes like, Tommy, we request to talk.And hes like, No, we need to move.So, trance we walking toward the wet we condone about the old vamps and the blanched up, and the devour and whatnot.Kayso, now were on the roof of the speak Club, which is a actually mincing lycee across the street from the dock, and we are staking out the Raven, and from up here we can see in to the cockpit, which is like the size of a wholly apartment. And theyre there. The cardinal of them and Kona, the ash-blonde Rasta guy. devil women and a guy. And theyre flavour all aerify in their erosive bodysuits and dingy chuck coats and all. moreover the statuesque blond guy has something on the table, a coarse case, and he takes something out and starts position it together.Im all, Whats he got?Its a rifle, goes the Countess.WTF? WTF? WTF? I go, A hitman?And Tommy goes, Whats with the accelerator?And Im like, Yeah, guns are for urinate on vampyres. Uh, us. I still all in all dont want to get shot.And Jodys like, Theyre not waiver after vampyres.And Tommys like, Abby, would you impediment typing. cheer?And Im like, RawrAnd Jodys like, Hes expiration the ship.And Im all, WTF?And Jodys all, We have to follow.Kayso, gotta jet. L8erz.